Peewees in Adventureland

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When I Was Young and Cars were Cars

Many of us are concerned with the issues surrounding the automobile industry, but these will pass. Here’s hoping we each have stories about our own cars that we remember longer. Would you care to hear one or two of mine?

In the summer of 1961, between our sophomore and junior years, Bill McCormick, a widow-peaked, tallish to the point of already-stooping delinquent who everybody knew was a bad actor and who, just a few months later, would figure prominently in my first minor-in-possession bust, talked me into buying my first car, an ominously large greenish-black rusted-out 1947 Plymouth sedan that could have easily handled our entire high-school cheerleading squad in its torn brown-fabric back seat, a thought that had crossed my mind when I first saw it, not that any one of the five of the women involved would have been caught dead in it, of course, much less the whole squad at once.

Well, it was OUR first car, really, a car Bill and I both needed to get to work in the lettuce fields, our shared summer profession of choice, chosen because the owners by Federal law had to hire us first, displacing in the doing their real workers, the Mexican laborers. Bill had $50 he was willing to front to buy the car so he and I took the Greyhound Bus from Salinas, California to San Jose, bought a San Jose Mercury, looked in the classifieds, called the woman who owned the cheapest car on the list, verified with her that the car ran, hitchhiked across town, found her and it, bought it for the $50 Bill had, and drove it home. We used it for much of that summer as planned and my parents never did ask about it, although it was often parked either in our driveway or somewhere on the street down the block. I think they were just happy I had stopped asking to use their car, or maybe they just couldn’t believe I’d every buy anything like that.

Eventually the long summer ended and we felt compelled to dispose of the car. That was an interesting dilemma, as we hadn’t been old enough to actually register the car and hadn’t, (insurance had never even been considered), and, not really owning it, we didn’t know how to sell it. We decided to abandon it, but in order to make the abandonment look legitimate, we figured the car would have to be dead…I mean, nobody abandons a working car, right?…and if it WAS working maybe somebody would come looking for us somehow. So Bill and I went to the back of the field we were working in, drained the oil, and then drove it down the highway until the engine seized, happily abandoned it where it was and walked away. As I said I’m not sure of the logic that prompted much of the above sequence but I’m sure it all made more sense at the time, or maybe it was just the alcohol. Whatever…it worked, and we never heard anything about the car again.

A year later, in my junior year at Palma High School in Salinas, California, I got my first real car…all mine, I mean. It was a red 1957 Volvo PV 544, My '57 Volvo PV544! a car with two primary characteristics. First, compared to other stuff I wanted, it was inexpensive. Second, it looked a lot like a 1948 Ford, which in turn bore passing resemblance to the ’47 Plymouth Bill and I had just danced with. The first characteristic, affordability (coupled as it was with built-in parent financing, obtained through consistent whining), sold me; I tolerated its appearance, even though cars that looked like ’48 Fords that looked like ’47 Plymouths were nowhere near as desirable as ’34 Fords or even ’40 Fords, both of which were normally retrofitted with large-block Chevy V8s and didn’t look much like themselves soon after my more-ambitious friends, who drank less and therefore had more money than I, got them.

I’m making too long a story out of it – anyway, the PV 544 was a fine, peppy little car, the first four-cylinder car I had ever heard of, and initially was reliable to a fault, a condition I eventually changed. I tried to drive it into the ground, customized it with metallic blue paint, black upholstery and huge rear tires that would have been more at home on something in a monster car rally. I ran it into things, usually when drunk, and eventually failed at driving it between a school building and a kids’ merry-go-round, said failure flattening one side of the car and putting a narrow crease completely down the other. It was not as nice a car when it departed my company soon thereafter.

My second all-mine car, purchased immediately after the departure of the Volvo in 1965, was a baby-blue 1957 Thunderbird with a white porthole top….the only car I ever bought primarily because a woman I liked happened to like it. Turns out she liked it more than me and got rid of me, and I in turn got rid of it, the primary motivation I had for owning it being gone. But before it went away I customized it with a audio-reverberation unit that made the radio sound as if it were playing at the bottom of a well, making it outstanding for (literally) cruising Main, hanging U’s at Mel’s Drive-In (Salinas actually HAD a Mel’s Drive-In and it really WAS on Main Street). I also found we could adapt the removable porthole top of the car to other purposes, like bringing it into a rented motel room while we were attending a bowling tournament in Fresno, covering the inside with plastic painters’ tarps, and filling it with ice, seven-up, and Bali-Hai wine, the percentages favoring the latter. In this specific instance we then drank all ten or fifteen gallons of said mixture, refilled it and drank it again.

My last memory that evening, having had several Texas Tumblers of the stuff at least and beginning to nod off, was that of Bobby Guitierez, who had matched me drink-for-drink, jumping off a second floor balcony into the motel’s swimming pool. I remember thinking that it didn’t matter much whether he hit the pool or not ‘cuz he wasn’t bowling with my team in the tournament, but he probably would have been OK anyway; Bobby was too damn mean to die from something as trivial as hitting a pool-deck from a second-story, if he did.

My third AM (all-mine) car was a 1957 MGA, which I purchased right after the car lot which had mistakenly financed its purchase churlishly re-acquired the T-bird. This was my first hot-rod, or at least it looked hot-roddish when I was finished. It had started out matte black but soon became canary yellow with black tuck-and-roll upholstery, sporting a chrome roll-bar that I never quite finished paying for. The sound system was a too-cool eight-track cassette, and, other than the car being electrically just as bad as every other British car of its era, it was way fun to drive, right up until the point that a drunk PFC from Fort Ord (near Monterey, CA.), driving his buddy’s borrowed truck, rear-ended me at high-speed in the middle of the night on the Monterey-Carmel highway and put me in a ditch and my poor little car in a wrecking yard.

Subsequently I’ve owned many other cars, mostly better, and, on balance, have treated most with an increasing level of respect, being slow-to-learn but not totally dense. I even owned and properly cared for an AC Cobra, SNAKE88 by name, for awhile…a separate story if not a book.

And today, of course, I live in a fine motor home, an ’07 Tiffin Allegro Bus, living here with four others besides myself (albeit three of them are dogs and cat), and all five of us depend on this vehicle to get us where we need to go and to house us when we are there, wherever “there” is at the mo, and I treat it better than any car I ever owned, better than I’ve sometimes treated myself in days of yore, and I intend to keep that up, and to gold-plate the little darling if the price of gold drops. I understand the importance of maintaining my vehicles now, and often make my daughter’s life more complicated (as dads will do) by continuously asking her how HER maintenance of her car is going. I finally get that cars are important as more than just transportation, too. They say reams about you and your life. A person who cares well for his car is likely going to take good care of other things, too….maybe even you, if you are in partnership with them either personally or professionally. Thus when our older son acquired a new BMW a few years back I knew this was a good thing…good for him to have a nice car, and good for his view of himself.

Cars are indeed iconic, aren’t they? – truly integrated into our being at, seemingly, the deepest levels. I wonder if this has something to do with all the hoopla around the auto industry bailouts and bankruptcies of late. We are talking about one of the largest underpinnings of our economy when we talk about the auto industry, but even more than that we are talking about companies we grew up with, companies that gave us the cars that we first loved, hated, and, eventually, learned to care for. Why, we wonder, can’t these companies that created these cars and helped us earn these memories do just a little better job caring for their responsibilities…their bottom-line? If they learned, couldn’t they stay intact, rather than parting themselves off and disappearing?  If we learned to do better, can’t they?

The Shifting Value of Money

I just re-read the excellent little poker-story book “The Biggest Game In Town”, written a few years back by the equally excellent London-based journalist Al Alvarez. This book chronicles, more or less, the birth and growth of the World Series of Poker, at least of its early days, and, while it’s at it, captures the attitudes of many of the then- (some, still-) top-list players. There’s lots there to read, good stories to be amused by and learn from, but one theme struck me more strongly than others. A facet of the professional poker player’s life that clearly separates him or her from me is their attitude about money. These guys brood about their winning or losing hands or sessions, of course, but they don’t seem to care at all about the money except as a vehicle that allows them to practice their craft. It isn’t disdain, it’s more a lack of concern, and it’s expressed variously by different people. Chip Reese, who at the time had played professionally in Las Vegas since 1974, opined “I’d like to be able to say I’m….worried about my budget, but when I play poker for hundreds of thousands of dollars a day, what do I care if a Popsicle costs ten cents here and twelve cents there?” The still-playing and even-more-famous-now Dole Brunson said “In order to play high-stakes poker, you must have a total disregard for money….it’s just an instrument, and the only time you notice it is when you run out.”

There was a time when I was able to relate to that, at least a little. If a business venture didn’t make much money, and I had several businesses that did OK but didn’t sustain, well, that’s just the nature of it, and we’ll get ‘em next time. Now, however, the sand is running fast down in my glass and there can’t be all that many next times, or at least I don’t feel like there are. My income is primarily fixed now and is certainly modest, my 401K, like most folks’, has been brutishly trashed by the economic downturn, and I can no longer easily imagine losing or winning, say, $500 or $1,000 playing poker in any given day….at that, a tiny amount compared to the sums Brunson and Reese were talking about but real money to me then and apparently even more so now.

I say “apparently” because, while I am still playing poker, I’m just obviously more restrictive in what I choose to play…can’t handle all that much risk anymore. Mostly I play tournaments on-line where my risk is set and defined; I can only lose the entry fee into the tournament, and I don’t play for more than $75 at a time, and usually for much less. Even the $2 and $5 tournaments have seen my smiling digital face (well, actually they’ve seen my avatar, which at this point is a turtle). When my change in attitutude developed I’m not sure;  in fact I only consciously realized my internal resistence to playing bigger-money poker games a couple of days ago when Trevor, one of the local Tiffin employees and a guy that, as Brunson would say, “has a lot of gamble” in him, came to the door to ask me if I wanted to play in a Texas Hold-Em  game they had running a town over that evening. He described the game and it was definitely my huckleberry…a low-bring-in No Limit Hold-em game, one or two dollars to start, no limit on how much you can bet once the three intermediate cards (“The Flop”) are visible. Better, it was populated by local guys who each had a fair amount of money. Exclusive of Trevor, who is still a working guy, these were youngish guys but apparently only semi-working. Poker, even no-limit, wasn’t much of money stretch for these guys and they would often play all night just for the joy of the game, which of course is how it should be. This is a game that I should love, and, frankly, one that I would probably beat.

Except that I just don’t have much gamble in me right now. I know that things wind down a bit once you are retired, and that you pay more attention to nickles and dimes when you used to let the dollars take care of themselves. But it ain’t fair, somehow, to lose your gamble. It’s like losing your macho, your ‘tude, your mojo. Playing big-money poker, or at least big enough to make you a little tingly, is like asking out a cheerleader, having her think about it, and then saying yes, (this being the one I married, in my case), and playing for pennies is like taking your sister to the Prom. One is risky but worth it. The other gets you to the dance but you don’t care. Dumb analogy, but you get it, right?

Elvis and Me

I suppose like most people, there are times when I wish I was somebody else. Maybe more often than with most people ‘cuz with me I can add in the depths-of-depression times…”God, I wish I was anybody else!” But those are not the times I’m talking about here; here I mean those times when I wish I was somebody in particular,  almost always performers, performers like Jimmy Buffett doing “Adventures in Latitudes” or the Saturday-Night-Fever era John Travolta or singer Don Henley, not so much with earlier band Shiloh but more with The Eagles, maybe doing “Life in the Fast Lane”, even Michael Jackson doing Thriller or, better, doing a moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 Year Anniversary show in 1983 . There are many others from time to time; I want these time-wasting wants pretty often. In fact, I probably think about being Jimmy almost every time we’re listening to the Margaritaville station on Sirius, which, around here in Red Bay, given nothing better to do, is almost daily. Like right now, not that that’s today’s point.

Today’s point? There are fewer times, today was one, when I wish I simply knew somebody else. Today, for the second time, I found myself wishing I had known Elvis Presley – you know, not like a fan, but as his friend, just hanging out.

The first time I remember thinking this about EP (as I’m told real fans call him) was last year, when Irene and I visited his later-years home, Graceland, in Memphis, Tennessee. In Graceland, to our surprise, we found a comfortable home; a little over-the-top, sure, but nowhere near as tacky as we expected. It was easy to imagine him in the place, listening to music with his pals, maybe working on a Cadillac out in the parking lot if he wasn’t too wasted. Sort of a sad place that witnessed the end of the life of a legend, but comfortable anyway. And today we visited his birthplace, , a beautifully preserved two-room house in Tupelo, Mississippi – tiny, maybe even less room than we have in our motor home, if you can imagine that. But our motor home is elaborate in comparison;  in Tupelo, we found the simplest possible home but comfortable enough,  probably near-identical to the fifteen or twenty others that, in the time, were said to have populated the street. It’s interesting, the perspectives you can get from seeing somebody’s earlier and later homes like this.  The commonality? They’re both comfortable places, and listening to the history of the guy indicates that, at heart, that’s what he loved…just being comfortable, being around his people, a bought-and-paid-for family later on sure enough, a no more dysfunctional than most (excluding his twin’s birth death, his mother’s lasting depression, his father’s time in prison for check kiting) born-into-it family early on, his family around him in both cases.

Today’s tour guide knew him – Sybil’s a pleasingly plump, good-looking gray-haired woman with enough Southern accent to sound like she’s play-acting, and she’s a Presley, too, she told us that, but said “that’s no big deal, there were hundreds of Presleys around,” some cousins or closer, some not, but as far as Elvis, yes, she had known him growing up and until his death; he was only six years older than she, she was “the bratty little kid” that always annoyed him whenever she could, “To get attention, I guess…”…this last said a little wistfully, sorta wishing the knowing had been on another level, not sure what.  And she described him as it seems everyone else who knew him always has; he was a polite, kind young man, generous to a fault, a little shy growing up, putting himself out, ego-wise, only on stage and in every other case being just one of the guys albeit with a little more money than most. Growing up on that street, living in his friends’ houses as much as his own, eating whatever people had to offer wherever he landed that night, just like his friends did when they landed at his place, going to church on Sunday and sometimes singing in the choir, going swimming with his friends even though he wasn’t supposed to…it all sounded pretty good, actually. He was living like every other kid around him at that time, in that place,  just living his life and enjoying it, too.

So….nothing different about Elvis, really the most common of people, good-looking but a lot of the people around Tupelo are good-looking, look at Sybil, but amazingly, through the lining up of circumstances that now would seem miraculous, becoming more than a star, in fact living a dream, and in living it, creating a dream that millions – including me – lived with him. Yes, he changed the face of American Music…but that isn’t why he captured everyone’s heart at the time. He captured us, I think, because he was one of us, just a little luckier in some ways…and even when his luck ran out, when he died the weird, inappropriate death he did, having fallen off his Graceland john, a dozen-drug cocktail pushing through his blood stream, his sweatpants around his knees, his still-beautiful face laying across a pool of his own vomit – even then he died still one of us.

I don’t know how it sounds to you but trust me, I’m no rabid Elvis fan, just chasing his memory around another sleepy Southern town. These are the only two Elvis places I’ve ever been….Memphis and Tupelo. But I loved his music, always have, still do, just like many even too young to know the man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO10pkOLERQ)

And I sorta get, from the little I’ve seen,  how he found out he had that music there, inside himself. And I bet, given half a chance to get to know him, given some indescribible set of circumstances where I might have been able to act normal around him instead of like a star-struck dummy, yeah, once I relaxed and he relaxed and we just were talking, you know like normal folk, I bet I would have liked him pretty much.

In Search of a New Body

I’ve been dismayed about how difficult it is, when older, to lose weight. Of course I haven’t stopped eating, which may give me a clue as to the reasons for the difficulties. In fact yesterday….another community pig-out celebrating Memorial Day here at the Allegro Campground in Red Bay, where a couple hundred of us strays wait to get our respective motor homes worked on at the Tiffin factory….there was so much food on the various camp-tables that we could have easily fed a small Vietnamese village, assuming that the Vietnamese would find three kinds of cheesecake, for instance, to their liking. Well, the heck with the Vietnamese anyway….I found all three types to MY liking and there were only scraps left when all was said and done, with me doing more than my part.

This morning  I spent in dismayed conversation with Irene, having suffered the sticker-shock of the scale, which showed I had found a way to 211 pounds. My sausage-like self seems to evidence this creeping gain correctly; I haven’t been this round for some time. And I have to say I don’t care for it;  my (or perhaps “our”, given Irene has signed up to help) new goal is a comparatively svelte 180 by the time we get back to the Palm Creek Golf and RV Resort, our winter home, on or about November 1. And my “new” approach will be the Zone Diet, which, ever since oldest son Roy sent me three books on said subject for Christmas, I’ve been flirting with. By “flirting” I mean eating one Zone-favorable meal and then eating whatever the heck I feel like for the rest of the day. From here on out it will be more like marriage…a commitment…and less like dating, not to say that there’s anything bad about dating, of course. (If I can remember that far back correctly, I seem to recall I used to gain weight when dating, too…not that that has much to do with this subject.)

The Zone diet purports to be simple and may be, once you are into it. But to GET into it requires a little effort. Among other things it requires you to go through your kitchen and literally throw away (although they will allow “give away” to a local food bank, somewhat grudgingly) anything which is not Zone-worthy. This is most everything I’ve been eating up to this point, especially complex carbohydrates, which, it appears, push Insulin levels unpleasently and  promote not only Type Two Diabetise but Cancer, Dementia, Hernias and hairy palms, too. God knows how I’ve made it alive this far, but hopefully He will keep me alive during this next couple of months to see if I can benefit from what I already perceive is going to be a pain-in-the-ass program.

More to come…..

Out and About in Doubt

The other day I posted a little essay (in our travel blog, see links) that began with a short bit about the ultra-conservatives here in the Allegro Campground who routinely monopolize the customer lounge’s one TV set and keep it pointed at FOX News, making one hater comment after another about Obama, Pilosi…well, about virtually everyone who’s political affiliation start with “D”. I was chastised for some about those remarks but really one of the things that offends me about them is how SURE they are of everything, in comparison to myself, as I don’t seem very sure about anything, (at least I don’t think I am, but maybe I’m wrong) and always feel capable of seeing other sides (unless I’m wrong about that). Take today:

1. 5:45 AM – brew pot half-café, drink my share. Caffeine is bad for me, increasing my jittery-ness. Plus some medical evidence indicates it can hurt those with anxiety disorders, like me. Caffeine is good for me, as it improves my waking mood. Plus some medical evidence indicates it can significantly improve mental function, especially over the short term, which, my being joe-oldster, may be all I’ve got.

2. 6:07 AM – boot computer, feel around in the dim dawn light and find glasses, begin reading news headlines. Struck by articles showing the (good) Obama Administration’s positions on the elements of fighting terror (e.g. use of interrogation techniques, closing GTMO, continued detention of “enemy combatants” on American soil, targeted killings in Pakistan, and so on) are remarkably close to the later, (bad) Bush Administration’s policies.

3. 8:31 AM – walk dogs with Renee-girl, pass young person with car-wash sign. Says it benefits her junior-high cheerleadergroup. Go get car, take over next to True Value Hardware to the wash, which is “donation only”…smart, go for the guilt vote, they know emotionally I can’t risk paying them too little. Is $5 too little in Red Bay, where mechanized car-washes are in abundance and you can wash your own car everywhere for a dollar? On the other hand, could I ever do as good as job as tiny Marjorie was doing on my tires? Is $12 too much?

4. 10:14 AM – I’m sent out for milk for cereal, and I find no Lactose-free brands here, but all choices of fat-content are on display. So, if it can’t be lactose-free, should it be zero fat, or 1,2 or 4%? Or soy, rice or the five other milk-like products, which, interestingly, all Alabama Blue Star stores carry? How about if you just dump about two cups of half-and-half on your cereal? We already have half-and-half.

5. 11:43 AM – fix lemonade to take to play pickleball over in Golden. Should lemonade be made with sugar, which can raise blood pressure and increase weight, or with one of the various death powders, which probably cause cancer? Should I make it half-lemonade and half-tea, and if so, should the tea contain caffeine (see #1, above)?

That took me up to noon. When we came back from pickleball it was humid, rainy, I was tired, I was gonna nap but instead started thinking about doubt. Just for ducks I got up and googled it….. and, probably not surprisingly, found a very interesting debate raging…well, continuing, anyway…this time in The New Republic, which I’m finding I like all the time just because it discusses this kind of pseudo-intellectual crap. In fact, one of the articles was even debating both sides of the usefulness of doubt! Now, that’s my kind of article, being unclear about even the need for clarity, or at least I think it’s my kind of article, although, again, maybe I’m wrong. Hell, what do YOU think?

http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/linker/default.aspx

Little Things mean a LOT

Can you believe this? We couldn't.

Can you believe this? We couldn't.

In the overall frame of things, life is comprised mainly of small things strung together without a lot of coherence…or so it seems to me. Those fundamentalist friends of mine that believe in predetermined destinies and so on tend to overlook the power of Free Will, but then again the Catholics, of whom I count myself one, tend to overemphasize it, in my view…as Free Will talks to our power of choice, and how much choice do EYE have, for instance, in whether or not I actually leave Red Bay anytime soon, what with 127 identified dings being sanded down on the front end of our coach at the rate of maybe one an hour, and with people stacked up from here to doomsday waiting to get in to have the “Diamond Shield” protective film replaced on THEIR already-painted front-ends – which, as you already have picked up, we will have to stand or sit in line to have replaced as well???  If you can wend your way back to the beginning of that ultimate run-on sentence you’ll realize I asked a question…”how long, Oh Lord”…and the answer is VERY long, but who cares, really? In spite of my seeming attitude, we obviously have nothing better to do, we have to be somewhere, and anyway there is really much to enjoy around here. I’ve written about much of it already in our travel blog (see links) and won’t repeat it all. But I have to go back to one thing. Roads. To an RVer, roads are, if not everything, big. We take certain routes not because they are the most direct or the most scenic or the most anything but usually because they are the LEAST…the least problematic, the least bumpy, the least teeth-rattling potholed or filled with paint-scraping overhanging trees, the least populated by 18-wheelers…The Natchez Trace comes to mind as the ultimate RV Road, populated as it is by NOTHING commercial and paved perfectly from end to end. Some states absolutely suck for roads…California, in our opinion, is the worst of any, although we haven’t been to Alaska yet. But some excel, and Alabama is one of them. Not long ago Irene and I were out touring around the countryside near Red Bay…on our way, I think, to a town fair at Vina, about 12 miles out…and the little country highway we were on kept getting better and better until finally it was like riding on some bizzare black cloud, like sliding along on thick black cream.

Same Stretch, Another View....MAN!

Same Stretch, Another View....MAN!

The roads aren’t all like that around here, but enough of them are to make me wonder how a state that has a retiree property tax flat-lined at….are you ready?….$1.25 per year (not per thousand of assessed, OVERALL….per YEAR!) and not outrageously high sales or income tax….can do it. Anyway, look for yourself, and for us, we’ll just enjoy them while we’re here, and remember them longingly when we aren’t.

Dancin’ at the Rascal Faire…..

My apologies to whomever wrote the above-mentioned book; I’m stealing title only, not content, as we were neither near a Rascal Faire, whatever that might be, nor dancing. However, we were at a town fair, at Vernon, which is maybe 7 miles out of Red Bay, primarily because a guy came into the customer lounge yesterday and passed out a flyer about their hundredth-year anniversary celebration, and he made it sound like fun, so we went.

Interesting is closer to the truth than fun. The faire itself was tiny, consisting of a number of smallish booths selling cotton candy, ribs, T-shirts from the local bank, the same leather goods that every leather-goods-vendor in the US sells, getting them all from the same sweatshop in Taiwan, I suppose, a party train to take the kids around the square-block-wide event and a big shed which housed the main attraction. It looked like a group of young people either recovering from the effects of hypnotism, practicing a strange version of Tai-Chi, or, I supposed, something else, so I asked…and, yes, it was something else, it was “our church group teens, doing an interpretive dance about a young girl who has lost her way and was found”.

This fit in pretty well with the fact that, passing Vernon, we had seen maybe 15 different Baptist churches and, there on a hill directly above the fair, was yet another one. So I could get their sponsoring the event. And, although it was a bit much for my tastes, it sure beats the kids sitting home in front of a computer game.

This-all made me even more conscious of the number of churches around when we left via a different route. Even though we were studiously trying to get ourselves lost, taking in succession Alabama and Mississippi highways 19/23/24/74/78 and 11 to get back to Red Bay, we found good roads everywhere and churches at every hilltop. The most numerous by far were the Free Will Baptists, followed in relatively short order by the various “Congregations”…Congregation of Jesus Christ, Congregation of Hamilton, Congregation of Moderate Christians, some of this I’m making up but you get the drift. The Congregations seemed also to be Baptists, just different sects from the Free Will-ers. Beyond them there are certainly enough other Christian denominations and virtually no other churches besides Christian. I wonder what the Jews do to worship in this part of the world?

We’re not Special, We’re in Red Bay….

We are in Red Bay, Alabama, visiting the Tiffin Motor Home factory in hopes of having some needed work completed on our coach. We have an appointment (for today) but we’ve already been told our appointment is “actually for ‘some time on the 14th’ “, as opposed to oh-dark-thirty, so I am instead updating you on what we’ve found here in Red Bay thus far.

1.  Everybody in town either IS a Tiffin or WORKS FOR (or has worked for) some Tiffin. There is the Tiffin appliance store. The Tiffin hardware store. The Tiffin-owned campground we’re staying in. The Tiffin factory, of course. Tina, who served us at Ezzel’s barbque, was recently laid off from the factory….she used to do paint detailing…and she’s just waiting for the Tiffin biz to pick back up so she can go back again.

2.  There is no pickleball, of course, but surprisingly there apparently are no tennis courts, either. Thus it will be harder for us to find a place to stage a pickleball rendezvous as we often can use otherwise unused tennis courts for the purpose. Irene and I went out yesterday evening, late, and were dinking a pickleball back and forth to each other on the one available stretch of concrete (used during the day for coach-washing, I believe) and, naturally, two pickleball players we had previously met in Palm Creek came out to say “hey” and ask us if there is a court nearby…so I suspect we will have to mock something up while we are here. We ARE carrying a net, luckily.

3.  There are more Allegro Buses here than I knew had even been built. There are at least 100 of them and I’m probably underestimating it, because wherever I walk a dog on this massive property I turn a corner and there, stashed away like red-headed stepchildren, are yet another group of Allegro Buses. For the uninitiated, at Tiffin the Allegro Bus is the top coach exclusive of the 45-foot Zepher, and it’s the model we have as well. I focus on that model because we own one but the Phaetons, Allegros, Allegro Bays and Zephers are in great and almost equal abundance as well.

4.   People here have lots of dogs. Every other coach has at least one dog. However, the real issue here will be the friggin’ dog owners in the house behind the park and, unfortunatly, directly behind our coach. They leave their mutts out in the pen 24/7 and, unhappily, one of them barked for hours last night. And hours. And…well, you get it. Thankfully I’m back drinking caffeine so at this moment I’m still with it….but I’m gonna be fading before the day is over, I know. I hope I don’t scale the damn fence and take my own version of direct action…I, like the Republicans, am trying to be kinder and gentler.

5.  It’s a long way to anything from here. Red Bay itself has its own charms but we should run through them by noon, and thereafter it’s 50 miles to everything. More on this later.

Good, Bad, Ugly

Today Spyro had us up at 4 AM with diarrhea and vomiting, prompting even more anxiety given Rocky’s recent troubles. When Spy then stopped eating entirely, an absolute first for a dog that will eat week-old lettuce with gusto, we rushed him to the vet. He was there by 7:30 AM and he was on IV by 10 AM, with early indicators being something probably wrong with his pancreas. As of this evening he’s still on the IV, still at the vet hospital, and is probably wondering where the hell we went when he needed us, as the hospital is one of the unattended types, so he and a few other overnighters are in there on their own….not his long suit (I can’t think of the last night he spent without us) and not our favorite scenario either but of course better than his being sick.

We spent the rest of the day frustrating ourselves with things mechanical, or at least I did. My cell phone display is down. The wireless router is apparently burned out, although Nexaira’s technical support disputes this for reasons I can’t phantom. The new tire-pressure monitor system I bought day before yesterday doesn’t, when installed, want to recognize four of the six RV tires. The Garmin couldn’t find any addresses we needed to go to….but this last we worked around anyway, getting to the San Antonio Riverwalk and the Alamo around noon in spite of the obstacles, which, once we were there, included a large bird accurately targeting me from about 50 feet overhead. This was so consistent with how the day had been so far that Irene and I both laughed in spite of ourselves, telling you more than I could here about how we had been doing up until that point.

Change was coming, however. To begin with, the Alamo was amazing. We rented a couple of the audio headsets and listened to a well-acted narrative that really did help me understand where all the passion is around the place. It’s clearly one of the defining institutions in our country, expressing as it does our resistence to tyranny and setting in place the call for patriotism, bravery and idealism that has ultimately characterized us, even in our worse moments. The fact that these couple of hundred brave souls essentially knew they were dead men walking days before their final breaths almost takes my breath away. I wonder if I could do anything that brave if I needed to, and I guess I’m glad I can’t answer the question.

The Riverwalk isn’t half-bad either…two square miles of really well-done walks along the river (hence, Einstein, the name, right?) and amazingly architecturally interesting shops, sights, people. Eventually we had to stop to eat, having pretty much exhausted our way-too-early breakfast, and, with no real expectation of good food, stopped at a little restaurant along the river called Boudro’s. Boudro’s is cute but that added to our trepedation about the grub…and, really, we shouldn’t have worried. It was by far the high point of the day…the “Good” in the above title. We would wind up sharing with our waiter, one of the mangers, Kyle by name, that we were really LOOKING to criticize the food and couldn’t find anything at all to whine about. The mesquite-grilled salmon was fresh, tangy, delightful…the brisket sandwich rivaled anything I’ve ever had for truly succulent meat…the fries were thin-cut, toasted instead of overly deep-fatted, and were lightly seasoned with something actually interesting. Even the side of black beans I ordered in hopes of getting the protein count up were tasty, fresh and different. When I challenged Kyle as to why the place had such truly excellent food, he laughed and said they had won “best restaurant on the Riverwalk” every year for as long as he had been there, which I think was eleven years. He said it’s frequented as much by locals as tourists and the only reason WE got in at all (this was 3 PM….not what EYE would have thought was a busy period) was because there is a convention of dentists in town and apparently the mid-afternoon sees them all back at their respective hotels flossing. He said that, in an hour, we’d never have seen a table and (again, given the food) I believed him.

We scarcely were able to stagger upstairs from there to Mr. Edward’s Ice Cream Parlor to finish off the already-too-much food with more…this time a rocky road sundae. And I wonder why I don’t lose weight. No, I don’t.

Anyway, it was good to finish that part of the day on a high note. The doctor said, this evening, that Spryro may well be ready to go home tomorrow…so maybe we can get out of San Antonio without permanent damage and relatively on schedule. We’ll see, but in any event the day was a roller-coaster that did have highs after all.

Walter, Robin, Nate and Rudy’s…..

I guess anyone would wonder if the connection is still there. I mean, we hadn’t seen Walter and Robin in nearly 30 years. And, although Walt and I were best friends in high school, and stayed in touch for years after that, once we did drift apart…well, I wondered if the vibe was still there. I’m glad we saw them, ‘cuz it was….and we got to meet their charming college-sophomore son Nate, and we had the bbq treat of the trip, getting to share a meal with them at Rudy’s,  close to their beautiful home and purveyor of the self-proclaimed “worst bbq in Texas”.

Beans, sausage, slaw and the best creamed corn I ever ate...all from Rudy's, San Antonio

Beans, sausage, slaw and the best creamed corn I ever ate...all from Rudy's, San Antonio

I didn’t take any pictures of Walt or Robin but I did find some photos, taken by “Gretchen”, of a meal really similar to ours.

Fatty? Hell no...PERFECT Brisket from Rudy's, San Antonio, Tx.

Fatty? Hell no...PERFECT Brisket from Rudy's, San Antonio, Tx.

As Arnold used to say before he got overly busy in California, “We’ll be Back!”rudys-san-antonio-tx

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